do in the bathroom stall...
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and
ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody
breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and
then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from
a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew.
Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of
your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut
butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it
under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, could you kick that back over here,
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a
little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over
again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper,
conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall
wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor
and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the
stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in
a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with
you and when someone is next to you, squish it
in your hand and reach under the stall wall and
say "You got any more toilet paper over there,
This side's completely out."