day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming
home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially
heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars,
she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store
and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She
walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens,
gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants
and she replies,
sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something
to do with hate or anger."
owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a
Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do
lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so
she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn,
strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."
which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't
have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"
son, I want this color."
ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one
would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about
losing a sale.
this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things
at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into
the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from
the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary
what the old woman was so upset about.
secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like
the woman's corn!"
in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back
on your feet - miss a car payment."
I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first
one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but
the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing
really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the
Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does
the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed,
I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something
missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I
said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had
a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling
the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"!
was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in
dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like
an extra in the film "Twister". I asked the manager
what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the"cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.