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You know you're a cat person when... refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box." do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark. snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down. sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute! accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor. spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids. decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats." have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet. refer to your cat as your furry child.

...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild." plan your vacation around the cat show schedule. accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name! set a place at the dinner table for your cat. have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's." call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat. have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine. and kitty have matching outfits.

...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation. never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

...your favorite friends have fleas. chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box. think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal. own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers. are lost for conversation with non-cat people. meow so well, you confuse the cats. bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.