would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration
of Independence with a rooster?
quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!"
protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!
would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired
you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle
The Fodder of Our Country!
red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
red, white, blue, and gross?
red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
was General Washington's favourite tree?
colonists told the most jokes?
would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty