These days we
are all some what caught in an "Internet
lifestyle", so here are some things you can do
in the horrific event your ISP goes down...
1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has
changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been
8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances
further than 3 feet.
9. Get ass groove in chair fixed at store.
10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the
11. Do shopping with clothes on.
12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.