Lesser Known Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at
a time, on a hill, in the fog
The things that come to those who wait will be the things
left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to
fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands
of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.