Wow - look
at all the hair on your back!
should start going to the gym more.
fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?
shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?
when it's over, ok?
I think the
condom's too big.
You want me
explains the padded pants.
take out the garbage yet?
husband's in the Marines.
home any day now.
Is that a
what your ex warned me about!
might be able to help.
be my mother on the phone.
at the size of your.....beer gut!
doesn't REALLY matter, dear.
want to see a doctor about that.
never been to the Grand Canyon.
storage boxes can you fit in there?!
You must be
you said this was a freebie...right?
me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
Why do you
wear a bra when you've already got a belt.
mind rolling around in this flour.
carpenters dream about you.
So this is
why you're supposed to judge people on
can get my whole arm in.
It's a good
thing you have so many other talents.
Is that an
If I look
right at it I feel like I'm falling in.
mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
Do you mind
if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?
ya got up there, dead fish?
I heard you
could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
ever thought of working in a sideshow?
wondering all night what that smell was.
Maybe if I
get really wasted I wont mind your body.
they have surgery to fix that.
down at the bar said you were good.
why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those
lines go away.
told me your name was Jezebel.
I expect a
good time, at least, the bathroom wall said
as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.
I see why
everyone said, with you, it's better with
the lights out.
like it the same way your little sister