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   You've found Vicky's secret stash of all 
                                time favorite jokes! Wow, aren't you a legend! 
                                Have a look through, Vicky doesn't mind! ;) 
                                
                                 My Favorite Blonde Joke... Q. Why should blondes 
                                not be given coffee breaks?
 A. It takes too long to retrain them.
 
                                 I 
                                Love This 
                                Dirty Joke... Q. What do you do 
                                in case of fallout?
 A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
 
                                 My 
                                All Time 
                                Favorite Yo Momma 
                                Joke... Yo momma so ugly 
                                all the neighbors pitched in for curtains.
 
                                 This 
                                lawyer joke is always good for a laugh... Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
 A. Professional courtesy.
 
                                 Kids 
                                jokes are so cute!!! Q. What is the 
                                best day to go to the beach?
 A. Sunday, of course!
 
                                 Those 
                                poor rednecks have such funny jokes... You're a redneck 
                                if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding 
                                pictures.
 
                                 Favorite 
                                T Shirt... Be nice 
                                to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
 
                                 My 
                                gosh, this limerick is so naughty!! There once was a 
                                man from Kent,
 whose cock was so long it bent,
 to save himself trouble,
 he put it in double,
 and instead of cumming he went.
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