Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in
the back seat cause kids
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
The Earth Is Full -- Go Home
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening
Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My
Illiterate? Write For Help
Honk If Anything Falls Off
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the
Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also
Timed for 70mph.
Boldly Going Nowhere
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal
How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He Is Lost?
I don't question your existence - GOD
Next time you think you're perfect...
...try walking on water
Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
Come the rapture can I have your car?
It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the
last time, either.
If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make
them out of meat?
Jesus. Don't leave earth without him.
Eve was framed.