Q. How do
you tease fruit?
A.
Banananananananana!
Q. Why did
Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because
he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did
Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because
he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does
a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the
phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do
you stop at green and go at red?
A. When
you're eating a watermelon!
Q. How did
the farmer mend his pants?
A. With
cabbage patches!
Q. Why don't
they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because
it makes you break out!
Q. What do
you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What
happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of
school?
A. He has a
lot of ketchup time!
Q. Why did
the man at the orange juice factory lose his
job?
A. He
couldn't concentrate!
Q. How do
you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato
Paste!
Q. Why did
the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because
his parents were in a jam!
Q. What did
the hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty!
Q. What kind
of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled
egg!
Q. What kind
of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!
Q. What kind
of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A
stomach-cake!
Q. Why did
the cookie go to the hospital?
A. He felt
crummy!
Q. When does
a cart come before a horse?
A. In the
dictionary!
Q. Why were
the teacher's eyes crossed?
A. She
couldn't control her pupils!
Q. Where does wood come from?
A. A guy named woody.
Q. What has
one horn and gives milk
A. A milk
truck.
Q. Where do
bulls get their messages
A. On a
bull-etin board.
Q. What do
bulls do when they go shopping?
A. They
CHARGE!
Q. Why were
the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?
A. Because
if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a
foot.
Q. What is
invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny
Farts!
Q. What runs
but can't walk?
A. The
faucet!
Q. What kind
of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A. A water
bed!
Q. What kind
of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A.
Firecrackers!
Q. What did
the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No
thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q. Why did
the barber win the race?
A. Because
he took a short cut.
Q. What's
taken before you get it?
A. Your
picture.
Q. Why did
the tree go to the dentist?
A. To get a
root canal.
Q. Why did
the child study in the airplane?
A. He wanted
a higher education!
Q. Why was
the broom late?
A. It over
swept!
Q. What did
the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A. A ladder
in her stocking!
Q. What did
one virus say to another?
A. Stay
away, I think I've got penicillin!
Q. What did
the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on
ahead and I'll hang around!
Q. What pet
makes the loudest noise?
A. A trum-pet!
Q. What is a
tornado?
A. Mother
nature doing the twist!
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