old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
a hot mamma and
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've
got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching
his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
" No," he replied, "arthritis."