Here
is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.
As
I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never
wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If
a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants
to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A
woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women
past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about
her or what she's doing.
Women
over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous
with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to
be unappreciated.
A
woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore
even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with
other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women
get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks
good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger
women or drag queens.
Once
you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier
than
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll
tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
one!
You
don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes,
we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed
hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies,
I apologize.
Andy
Rooney
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage...
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